Loopholes! We’ve got loopholes! Are you tired of dieting? Are you disgusted by low carb, high protein, measuring portions, skipping dessert, low fat/low taste, liquid meals, weight loss pills, inordinate amounts of grapefruit, salads galore and let’s not forget all that unpleasant exercising? It’s preposterous. If you’re fed up with not being able to eat, then this is just what you need. This is the Wishful Dieter’s Handbook, a compilation of dietary rules that will allow you to eat whatever you want with minimal to negative calorie intake.
Disclaimer: Please be advised that I am not a doctor, nor a nutritionist, a dietician or even a scientist. I have absolutely no education or experience in the field of nutrition. In fact, nothing you are about to read is even mildly true, and if you were to follow this plan, you would become extremely obese. So please… read on and learn.
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