Q: I’ve recently injured myself and need help eating. I’m worried that I will gain too much weight while I recover.
A: Eat whatever you’d like. If someone else feeds you, you are in the clear.
If you happen to break both arms base-jumping off your roof and need someone to help you eat until your casts come off, this rule will really help you stay slim in the interim. If someone else is actually placing the food in your mouth, you shouldn’t be held responsible for any calories you take in. (It’s actually negative calories if they do the “airplane” game.) You are helpless, defenseless against the calorie assault that is plaguing your slim figure. Their “airplane” is more like a stealth bomber. This doesn’t count for children. They actually need their calories to grow.
Pros: Without regular exercise, your waistline would be growing. This rule allows you to feed your emotions without worrying about your figure.
Cons: If you are in this situation. That would suck. Try a higher starting point the next time you decide to jump off of anything.
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