Q: I’ve heard that you shouldn’t eat right before bed. Is this true?
A: Not at all. Eating in the evenings and on weekends is the best time. Just ask Verizon.
Just ask Verizon? If you are scratching your head right now (more than usual), go grab your cell phone statement. Go ahead, I’ll wait. (Playing Jeopardy music in my head) Welcome back. Do you see any charges for calls made after 7 P.M., on weekends or on holidays? Of course not. The cell phone companies have decided that you will not be charged for minutes during those times. If minutes don’t count, it stands to reason that calories won’t either. I bet this is the first time you’ve been grateful to your cell phone provider.
Pros: If you have an unlimited plan, you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. (But I’m pretty sure you still have to pay for 900 numbers)
Cons: Unlimited data plans do not count towards alcohol consumption.
Is it also true that you get to subtract extra calories if your cell phone wears a little hat like the one in the picture?
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