Saturday, March 5, 2011

Restaurants - Part 2


Q: There is a fly in my food, should I stop eating?
A: Absolutely not! And, don’t worry about the calories, the fly got them all… just don’t eat the fly.

Ahhh, they try their hardest, but even the cleanest and most well maintained of eating establishments is sometimes haunted by a buzzing, disease-carrying nemesis. They swoop in while you are shoveling spoonfuls of lamb stew into your gullet and stare at you with their thousand or so eyes, daring you to take another bite. After all, you know where their feet have been. Is your meal ruined? On the contrary! Your meal has been saved. The fly, in his infinite fly wisdom, has absorbed all of the calories for you.

Pros: If you can get past the fact that a fly is settling down with a good book and a mug of hot cocoa on your comfort food, you can now enjoy the meal with no guilt.

Cons: You cannot eat the fly! Like ancient warriors who would consume the hearts of their enemies, this fly holds all of the calories from your meal and every meal before it, in his tiny body. All bugs work like this (especially the ones that are covered in chocolate or encased in lollipops). Thankfully for those of us who enjoy a spirit now and then, the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle will become calorie free as you vomit.

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