Snacks and Desserts: Part 1

Q: Is celery really a "super food"?
A: Yes! Calories consumed alongside celery don't count.

Celery is a glorious little creature. Useful for imitating a walrus and playing drums at the dinner table, but it really shines during snacking. Cheese wiz, peanut butter, ice cream, jujubes, etc. Pile it on, the celery can handle it. You see, celery takes more energy to burn than you actually consume while eating it. Therefore, anything eaten with it will be automatically digested and the calories burned. You’re practically starving yourself when you eat it.

Pros: Think of all the delicious combinations you can make in order to enjoy your favorite foods calorie free.

Cons: If you don’t like celery, you’re just screwed. Sorry.

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